I have a dog (Samoyed) who is a complete fat fuck. I would never in a million years picture her jumping up for anything. One day I was sitting on my porch looking at a lil' pigeon looking for food on my lawn. It flies upward flapping it's little wings, then out of the corner of my eye comes my a lard-ass excuse for a dog. She didn't jump, but more she flailed upward with her two hind legs staying on the floor - similar to how a shark eats. My dog caught the little bird and began the most gruesome murder / feast I've ever witnessed while making horrendous sounds that would make Dante and Victor Frankenstein flinch as she devoured the bird. There were other pigeons watching too but they didn't budge. lol.
couch-potato Reviewed by couch-potato on . OMFGLMAO...just read it... OMG... LOLOLOLOL... gotta stop laughing enough to type this... I just saw the funniest fucking thing a few minutes ago. I was coming back from going out for a walk and smoking my bowl, and im walking down the sidewalk...all of the sudden I see something in the middle of the sidewalk, It was an odd shape, and i couldnt make out what it was cause it was kinda dark... so I walk closer and see that it's a fuckin dead bunny head, there wasn't even that much blood around it... and the funniest Rating: 5