Quote Originally Posted by crunkjuice
that reminds me of how my old grey cat used to rip apart animals and eat either their head, or their body. and whichever she didnt want shed leave on the doorstep....and when you walked out the next morning if you missed sight of it as you opened the door, itd get all over the bottum of your foot or shoe. one time me and my brother got a video of her eating a bunny alive....you could hear the bones crunching in real life, but the camera was a really, really old digital camera so the video didnt record sound. . ill try and get him to email it to me so i can put it on youtube if you all wanna watch, haha.

its kinda like she was sharing with us, or maybe making sacrifices for us....maybe we are like gods to cats, and it was an offering.
i have an 18 lb orange tabby cat who loves to eat (obviously!). one day after school (this was at least 4 years ago) i was walking up the path to my parents' house with my friend molly, and calvin (the fat cat) was laying on the side of the path, hunched over, and we couldnt see his face. i called to him, and he looked up, and had blood on his face, and a feather sticking out of his mouth. i swear he was smiling too. he was hunched over a bird that he was eating (i don't think he caught it, unless it was wounded, because he's so damn fat that he can run, but not that fast). we were freaked out and so we ran into my house and proceeded to make horrified glances out of the windows by the front door, in his direction. once he appeared to be finished, we went outside. all that was left on the ground was a feather. a feather. he ate the entire bird - feet, beak, everything. ew.

i also have another cat at my parents' house (5 cats there, 3 are mine) named zoe (she's a tortoiseshell cat so beautiful ) and she loves to bring "offerings" and leave them on the doorstep. she went through phases where she would bring just birds. then it was shrews. now it's plastic. any plastic that she finds, she brings to one of the outside doors...plastic...hrmmmm

here are my two wonderful kitties, calvin and zoe. and i have one more, chauncey. he's a sweetie
blazed_babe Reviewed by blazed_babe on . OMFGLMAO...just read it... OMG... LOLOLOLOL... gotta stop laughing enough to type this... I just saw the funniest fucking thing a few minutes ago. I was coming back from going out for a walk and smoking my bowl, and im walking down the sidewalk...all of the sudden I see something in the middle of the sidewalk, It was an odd shape, and i couldnt make out what it was cause it was kinda dark... so I walk closer and see that it's a fuckin dead bunny head, there wasn't even that much blood around it... and the funniest Rating: 5