Quote Originally Posted by Dr HaZzMatT Esq.
funny you would mention that,
I'm curently working on a clear or see threw fertilizer!
That way you will soon be able to see through the bullshit:thumbsup:
patent pending!
Patent that shit quick. I swear to god companies have my house wired and wait for me to get stoned to come up with ideas and then steal them before I can do anything.

The last big one being the new Rock Band(from the makers of Guitar Hero) guitar controller.

When the first Guitar Hero had just come out, I had the great stoner idea of adding a second set of buttons at the bottom of the fretboard, for solo's. You would have to play the solo's down there, and it would add some fun and realism to the game.

Just a few days ago I was looking, and they showed a prototype guitar for the game, and sure-a-fucking-nuff, its a Guitar Hero controller with 10 fret buttons instead of the normal 5, with the new 5 buttons being at the bottom of the fret board... and used specifically for solo's during the songs.

I literally yelled at my monitor using profanities for minutes on end, considering I had just bought two broken controllers to put together for my prototype to get patented.

Rat bastards... sorry, I just had to share. Shit like that pisses me off.
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