Dog Urine Lowers Heart-Attack Risk

[slipknotpsycho]

yeah i was like wtf, but as you go on it got less and less beleivable.... but the final confirmation is what the dr. says you must exlaim.... o.0 lol...

slipknotpsycho Reviewed by slipknotpsycho on 07-13-2007. Dog Urine Lowers Heart-Attack Risk BALTIMOREâ??A team of researchers at Johns Hopkins University have found a link between the consumption of dog urine and the decreased likelihood of heart attacks, researchers announced Tuesday. "Our research indicates that by drinking six to eight glasses of fresh dog urine per day, individuals can reduce the risk of cardiac arrest by as much as 70 percent," said Dr. Arnold Minton. "This abundantly available material contains magical cardio-fluxo-medicines that strengthen the heart's mitral Rating: 5

[Dr HaZzMatT Esq.]

...so we where all sitting around @ TAO Las Vegas sipping on our Dog Pee Mojitos and Puppy Piss Martinis thinking how nice that none of us have had and heart attacks or strokes..I then took another bite from my spring roll and a drag off my chronic splif...
life is good ..indeed :thumbsup:
party on Garth!:hippy:
~Hazz


Dog Pee Martini
2 oz. Vodka
1½ oz. Dog Pee (Labador retriver preferable)
½ oz. Lemon juice
Dog Bone Bisket for garnish

Pour ingredients into mixing glass. Add ice and stir to chill. Strain into your Swank Martini Glass and garnish serve with a "BarK"!