Quote Originally Posted by FoTwenny
A rapid onset of diarrhea and no toilet nearby.
Oh man, I fear this more than death itself. I have suffered from stomach problems for as long as I can remember and if a toilet is not easily accessible, I start to get nervous - 'cause you never know when diarrhea is going to sneak up on you.

One time I was driving home with my wife (she was driving) and this happened. We were on the freeway with no exits nearby, much less a toilet. I was groaning and moaning, trying to hold it in. I think I scared the shit out of my wife. I was so scared I was going to shit all over the car.

We finally pulled off the highway and got to a gas station. I ran to the men's room. NO TOILET PAPER! So I actually ran to the Women's room (locked the door behind me) and let it all out.

Single worst experience of my life. The point of this little tale? It has only enhanced my fear of sudden diarrhea with no toilet around.