Have you gone to work high?

[Jim Morrison]

i used to smoke 5 mins before leaving to go to work which was like a ten minute walk from my house, i used to do it all the time until we got a new manager and i was blazed out of my mind when she introduced herself to me and asked me what my name was and i had to think about it before i answered, and the entire time i was doing the "stoner sway" so i figured she knew i was fucked up.

one time i got to work an hour early by accident cause they had changed my shift to 3 instead of 2 so me and my friend who also works there decided to walk out of the store go back to my house get stoned then go back. when we came back everyone was like why didnt you punch in early and why did you leave and come back where did you guys go? and we were just laughing about it.

i recently quit cause that place sucks so now im jobless :stoned:

[TallCoolOne]

what else r u supposed to do at work? if i dont smoke at work, who else will sit around, eat and read magazines?

[pixel]

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

the real question is have i gone to work sober

[Hilder420]

man, I used to be an office manager, I go to tell fully grown men, some twice my size,( Im 5ft 2in) where to go. Literally. so I was in charge pretty much. well, they decided I didn't matter cuz I'm a girl and young, well that didn't last long, by my 2nd week, they were callin me ma'am or The Hilder. (you gotta instill fear, and theyll start kissing ur a**) then i let em kno how cool i am. I would smoke on the way to work in the morning, when everyone left, b4 they came back (lunch) and right after i left. by the time i quit, i had smoked out almost every one of those guys . its been 2 yrs and i still talk to some of em, and smoke it up

[rastaman79]

i always start a new job baked,that way when your next stoned,you look just as "fresh" as when you 1st started work.i must be the only person that gets hay fever all year round !