Name Suggestions for Bong

[Sir Raf of BONG!]

Is it a girl bong or a boy bong?

[mseerob]

Your giving a name to a bong and you need a suggestion? LOL what the fuck??

"Hey guess what fellas... I named my bong Jennifer, so lets smoke from Jennifer instead from a spliff" LOL!!

I think that's stupid..

[burnable]

i have always felt that if u dont name the piece urself (and u gotta be high off it first) it loses that special meaning

Definitely. Also, superstition dictates that you should name it immediately after acquiring it, not ten months later. Apparently it's more likely to break by doing so. That said, maybe you should name it something the equivalent of "no-name," such as "Absence of Appellation."