Quote Originally Posted by birdgirl73
My son just looked over my shoulder and said "The real mermaid. No doubt about it. She's still got her mouth and her breasts. Plus, Mom, bony fish have two openings down below, one for egg release and one for evacuation."

He's not only his father's son (a quick assessor of any possible sexual potential), he also clearly was listening in all those zoology classes he had.
Haha, that's great.

I'd probably have to go with the Mermaid. I mean, I could survive with a beautiful woman half...with a mouth.

Seriously, wouldn't you feel downright disgusted staring into the eyes of that fish thing while you were making sweet, passionate love to it?