DANGER!!! DANGER!!! DANGER!!!

[psteve]

Voting Republican.

[happiestmferoutthere]

I run with scissors! Its VERY dangerous! You can poke your eye out you know!

[MagicalHerb]

id have to say dressing up as the kkk and walking through brooklyn

[JR77]

Being trapped in a tiny room with a really hungry lion...or Michael Jackson...I'm not sure which would be scarier!

[reality0]

id have to say dressing up as the kkk and walking through brooklyn

ahahaha god that couldn't end up good in any way

[TX Girl]

Lol ...

just eating my mothers food period.

Last nite it was nasty smelling mushy spinage with pine nuts and too much olive oil.... i couldnt bring it near my mouth, it stunk so bad.

ewww! spinach is hardly edible when its cooked properly, the way you describe that - ick!


my moms a good cook, but she is awful about buying things in bulk (multi packs of gigantic bottles of salad dressing) at Sams or Costco- and then she forgets she has them and buys more in bulk next time. just her and my dad at home so that shit ages fast.


Jr777- lol- being way post adolescent and female, Id take my chances w Michael Jackson

[palerider7777]

trying to do cock pushups with a limp dick i would think at least u would get a sprained dick

[onequestion]

are cock pushups posible. iknow i cant do it

[FakeBoobsRule]

Getting a lap dance from Rosie O'Donnell.

[ghosty]

waving a 20 foot steel pole around in the middle of an open field while wearing a suit made of aluminum foil and a hat made of steel wool, during the middle of a severe electrical storm