Two buddies are chatting away, sharing a spliff.
The first one tells his friend about a freudian slip he made: "The other day, I was getting two tickets to fly to Pittsburgh, and there was this buxom blonde behind the counter. I meant to say 'Two tickets to Pittsburgh', but it came out 'Two pickets to Tittsburgh'. I was so embarassed."
His friend tells him: "The very same thing happened to me just the other day. I was having breakfast with my wife, and I meant to say 'Pass the honey, dear', but it came out as 'You ruined my life, you fucking bitch!'...
nicandy Reviewed by nicandy on . Rude jokes only the hilarious ones here :) One day a construction worker left the job a little early, and when he got home he found his wife in bed with another man. Purple with rage, he hauled the man down the stairs and into the garage where he proceeded to secure his dick in a vice. Utterly terrified, the man screamed, "Stop, stop! you're not going to cut it off, are you? ARE YOU?" "Nope," replied the construction worker, "You are...I'm going to set the garage on fire." Rating: 5