The prevailing theme in here is proving to be sexual, so I'm going to move this to that forum.

Jokes involving racially themed funnies present possible trouble, OK? Try and keep them rude, crude, funny, and free of what might be regarded as potential slurs against other ethnicities.
birdgirl73 Reviewed by birdgirl73 on . Rude jokes only the hilarious ones here :) One day a construction worker left the job a little early, and when he got home he found his wife in bed with another man. Purple with rage, he hauled the man down the stairs and into the garage where he proceeded to secure his dick in a vice. Utterly terrified, the man screamed, "Stop, stop! you're not going to cut it off, are you? ARE YOU?" "Nope," replied the construction worker, "You are...I'm going to set the garage on fire." Rating: 5