well heres one this lil boy got a new bike and was riding it in the street and the lil girl acroos the street saw him and went in crying to her mom. so the next day he went out to play she had the same new bike.

so he went and got another toy and the next day she would have the same thing. so finely he walks over to her and drops his pants and starts shakin his dick and said haha u can't have one of these.

so she runs inside crying and told her mom what happened then comes back out smiling and the lil boy says whats so funny she points to her crotch and says my mommy told me with one of these i can get all those i want
palerider7777 Reviewed by palerider7777 on . Rude jokes only the hilarious ones here :) One day a construction worker left the job a little early, and when he got home he found his wife in bed with another man. Purple with rage, he hauled the man down the stairs and into the garage where he proceeded to secure his dick in a vice. Utterly terrified, the man screamed, "Stop, stop! you're not going to cut it off, are you? ARE YOU?" "Nope," replied the construction worker, "You are...I'm going to set the garage on fire." Rating: 5