One morning there is a woman taking a shower and she hears the doorbell ring. Knowing that her husband is still in bed she decides to answer it herself. So she grabs a towel and opens the door. She opens the door to find her husband's friend steve. Steve pulls out five one hundred dollar bills and says i'll give you all this money if you drop that towel right now and let me have a look. So the lady drops her towel, takes the money, and closes the door. When she walks back to her bedroom she finds her husband awake who asks "Who was at the door?" "Steve" she replys. "Oh" says the husband, "Well did he have my $500?"
WEsmokeED Reviewed by WEsmokeED on . Rude jokes only the hilarious ones here :) One day a construction worker left the job a little early, and when he got home he found his wife in bed with another man. Purple with rage, he hauled the man down the stairs and into the garage where he proceeded to secure his dick in a vice. Utterly terrified, the man screamed, "Stop, stop! you're not going to cut it off, are you? ARE YOU?" "Nope," replied the construction worker, "You are...I'm going to set the garage on fire." Rating: 5