Rude jokes

[onequestion]

Whered u get all these campbell?

[johneg]

All Drugs have a generic name.
Tylenol is Acetaminophen
Advil is Ibuprofen
Penicillin is Amoxycillin And so on...

What's the generic name for Viagra?
Mycoxafailin

[GonzoForever]

A couple has been married 40 years. The man asks his wife "Do you remember when we first got married? We both had breakfast naked." After some contemplation they decide they should try it again. The next morning they are both naked at breakfast. The woman says "Nothing has changed! You still make my nipples hot."

The husband replies "I'm not surprised...one is in your coffee and the other's in your oatmeal."

[cannabis campbell]

Whered u get all these campbell?

Click

[smokinbomb]

not rude but here ya go

A koala was sitting in a gum tree...... smoking a joint
when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said,
"Hey Koala! What are you doing?"
The koala said, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
o the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala
where they enjoyed a few joints.
After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was "dry"
and that he was going to get a drink from the river.
The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned too far
over and fell into the river.
A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard
helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard,
"What's the matter with you?"
The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he
was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree,
got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked
into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was
sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said,
"Hey you!"
So the koala looked down at him and said,
"Shiiiiiiiiiiit, dude.....
How much water did you drink?!!"

[johneg]

lol!

[cannabis=freedom]

Hahaa campbell, these are great.

+ rep.

[cannabis campbell]

Thanks.

[cannabis=freedom]

Three boys, about 12 years old, are hanging out in Timmy's room, when they look out the window and see an absolutely gorgeous, voluptous 19-year-old girl totally naked.

The other two boys hang out the window drooling, but Timmy immediately screams and throws himself on his bed, covering his eyes. He then runs from the room. His friends find him in the hallway, shaking, and they say "What's the matter with you? You some kind of homo?"

Gasping, Timmy shakes his head and says "No, it's not that. My...my mother told me that if I did anything dirty, thought about anything dirty, or even looked at anything dirty, God would turn me to stone. And when I looked at that girl...I started to go hard, so I ran."

[cannabis campbell]

HAHA LMAO!!