Two buddies are chatting away, sharing a spliff.
The first one tells his friend about a freudian slip he made: "The other day, I was getting two tickets to fly to Pittsburgh, and there was this buxom blonde behind the counter. I meant to say 'Two tickets to Pittsburgh', but it came out 'Two pickets to Tittsburgh'. I was so embarassed."
His friend tells him: "The very same thing happened to me just the other day. I was having breakfast with my wife, and I meant to say 'Pass the honey, dear', but it came out as 'You ruined my life, you fucking bitch!'...