well heres one this lil boy got a new bike and was riding it in the street and the lil girl acroos the street saw him and went in crying to her mom. so the next day he went out to play she had the same new bike.

so he went and got another toy and the next day she would have the same thing. so finely he walks over to her and drops his pants and starts shakin his dick and said haha u can't have one of these.

so she runs inside crying and told her mom what happened then comes back out smiling and the lil boy says whats so funny she points to her crotch and says my mommy told me with one of these i can get all those i want