Don't care for the rep really, but here's one I always get a good laugh at:

Two guys Bob and Tim are talking. Tim asks Bob, "What did you get your wife for valentines day?"
Bob: I got her a diamond ring and a mercedes benz
Tim: Why did you get her that?
Bob: Well, if she doesn't like the diamond ring, she can look good driving it back.
Tim: Oh...
Bob: What did you get your wife?
Tim: I just got her some slippers and a dildo.
Bob: Really? Why did you get her that?
Tim: Well if she doesn't like the slippers, she can go fuck herself.

Oh, and sorry girls, it's just a joke, hope no one gets offended. :wtf: