One day a man was golfing, his swing drove the ball through someones window and broke a vase. The family braught the glass into the garage and a man was there. He says "I am a genie, I'll give you each a wish". The husband asks for $1,000,000 in the bank and the wife wishes for a never ending life. "Wishes granted, now that I've made your wishes true I have a wish of my own" said the Genie. "What's that?" said the Husband. "I wish to sleep with your wife". The genie sleeps with his wife, and after sex the Genie tells the wife "is your Husband stupid?", she replies "No, he finished school, why would you say that?".. The genie says "Oh, it's amazing that he still beleives in genies, what a dumbass!.."

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