lol okay, guy walks into bar.
sign over bar says, free drinks for whoever passes the test.
"what's the test?" he asks.
Bartender says, "first drink that whole bottle of tequila. Then there's an alligator out back with a sore tooth, extract it. Then upstairs there's a woman who has never had an orgasm... help her out"
"damn, no way" says the guy, but after a few drinks hes like, gimme dat tequila!
Then he runs out back and there's a horrible thumping and he comes back in with his shirt all bloody and torn and asks, "where's that chick with the sore tooth?"
ahaha