Quote Originally Posted by JimmyBoy20
[align=center]I wanna go smoke out of my bowl seeing that I still have a good amount of Purp left and don't have anything to do 2[/align]nite. but I can't until my parents go to sleep or at least go to their room.
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This is the shit I have to do to smoke at my house:[/align]

-I have no doorknob on my bedroom door because I already got caught smoking - from my brother fucking TXT messages he left on his phone - anyways

- I have to leave the computer light on in my room and slowly sneak out seeing that my parents room is right across from mine

-close door and walk down to kitchen

-once in the dark kitchen I have to slowly unlock the basement door and creep my way down 2 or three steps and shut the door b4 I put the stairway lights on.

-Once at the bottom of the steps I turn off the stair lights and turn the basement lights to a light dim.

- I then proceed to the workroom where I can break and pack the weed into a bowl.

-Once the bowl is packed I then proceed to clean the area - ( this will be nearly impossible to do while stoned or it just takes forever.)

- I then slowly exit the door in my basement to the outside area which is under my porch.

-Once Im outside I close the door, but not all the way just so it sticks and looks closed from far away.

-I stand under my porch and stare into the night allowing enuf time for my eyes to adjust to the darkness.

-Once I can actually see I then go to my smoking spot on the side of my house.

-I smoke and then silently creep up back to my room

basically I repeat this process every night - Ive been doing it for like a month so I got pretty smooth at it. - If I decide to smoke out of a bong the list has a couple more steps.

It is 10:26 right now and my parents are still in their room but not really asleep because I can still hear them talking and getting rdy for bed. but at about 11pm or so if I think it is safe ill sneak down.


ne1 else have to go thru shit like this? - I feel it would be so amazing to live at my own place and just smoke at my computer desk or sumthing in peace!
mine is definately not as intricate as yours. i live with just my mom (she knows i smoke btw, she doesnt approve, but she knows she cant stop me) and all i have to do is wait for her to go to bed, pack a bowl in my room, and i can leave as soon as she shuts the door, although i wait a minute or so. i just open my door quietly and walk to my front door, open that quietly without shutting it all the way, go to the back of my house where my bedroom window is.. smoke a bowl or light up a j, come back in the house, lock everything up, go back in my room, or ill go on the computer which is in the living room. probably have a snack or someting.. sometimes i just smoke in my room when shes asleep tho, and blow my hits out the window. it still smells like weed in the morning tho when she comes in so i try not to do that too often. she always knows when i smoke in my room, unless shes at work. because then i have time to air it out, about 1 hour or so..