A girl is in an elevator and she says to the man next to her "T.G.I.F." and he says "S.H.I.T." she looks confused ... and he says "sorry hunny its thursday" ... ha ha ha? only one i knew LOL
420MissHighTimes420 Reviewed by 420MissHighTimes420 on . One joke Each?? this is one of the few can remember!! Two nuns are driving down a road late at night when a vampire jumps onto the bonnet. The nun who is driving says to the other, "Quick! Show him your cross." So the other nun leans out of the window and shouts, "Get off our f*cking car.You Big toothed c*nt" Rating: 5