Two nuns climbing back over the convent wall after a night on the town,
sister Agnes says to sister Mary, I feel like a commando, sister Mary replies don't be so F-ckin stupid where are we going to get a commando at this time of night.

A salesman in a hotel room cant get to sleep for the noise coming from a convent across the street, so he goes across and knocks on the door.
The mother superior answers and he asks her what is going on,Oh were holding a monks ball she says
Well could you kindly let go of it I'm trying to get some f--kin sleep

Cheers

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Nightcrewman Reviewed by Nightcrewman on . One joke Each?? this is one of the few can remember!! Two nuns are driving down a road late at night when a vampire jumps onto the bonnet. The nun who is driving says to the other, "Quick! Show him your cross." So the other nun leans out of the window and shouts, "Get off our f*cking car.You Big toothed c*nt" Rating: 5