this is one of the few can remember!!

Two nuns are driving down a road late at night when a vampire jumps onto the bonnet.

The nun who is driving says to the other, "Quick! Show him your cross."

So the other nun leans out of the window and shouts, "Get off our f*cking car.You Big toothed c*nt"
johneg Reviewed by johneg on . One joke Each?? this is one of the few can remember!! Two nuns are driving down a road late at night when a vampire jumps onto the bonnet. The nun who is driving says to the other, "Quick! Show him your cross." So the other nun leans out of the window and shouts, "Get off our f*cking car.You Big toothed c*nt" Rating: 5