ask a priest or something be like:"

yo, my friend is catholic (or whatever) and he said he has a friend who is also catholic (say your friend lives in a different state) and then be like, so my friend's friend wants to smoke 'marijuana' (make sure you dont call it any slang terms) and then ask the priest what the church thinks about that so you can tell your friend.

Right now this is the best scenario i can think of, and it makes sense to me now, but it may not later. im high as a flying fuck


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