"I'm so envious about her being able to look at a dick and get pregnant and I can put a choke hold on one and nothing happens."
I could be wrong, but it sounds like you may need to alter what you're doing with a dick. Try to involve your vagina, next time, if pregnancy is your goal.

"Oh and its the same daddy. They aren't together but they sure do like to mate with each other."
Puke. What a wild time we live in, where we have to actually make it a point to tell everyone that both her kids are from the same dad. Why do I have a feeling that it will be me that's raising these two kids, with my tax money?