I'd hate to get busted with anyone here. But if it had to happen, I'm going to have to choose FakeBoobsRule. For one thing, he's wickedly smart. And together, I think we could successfully negotiate the legal system. One of the lesser known facts about me was that the degree I earned right after college and grad school--and I'm ashamed to admit it was a wholly wasted degree considering that I never worked in that field--was in law. We'd have to hire a real actively practicing counselor to represent us. But I think we could be successful.

Dave Byrd, another member here who also happens to be my beloved husband, would never get busted since he has never smoked and, no doubt, never will, would probably be called upon to bail us out and help us with our retainer fees. Feel free to take that money from my savings, sweetie!