Wanted: Condom Testers

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CANBERRA (Reuters) - Condom makers say it's the world's best job, a "sexecutive position." An Australian company is seeking real life testers for its condom products.

"Got what it takes to be an official condom tester?" asks an advertisement launched by Durex Australia next to a photo of a busty young woman in a revealing nurse's outfit.

"With this job on your CV, it really will be a chance to brag to your mates about the special skills you possess, not to mention that your new role will work wonders with the opposite sex," Durex Marketing Manager Sam White told local media.

The "bed-testing" position is unpaid, but 200 selected testers would be up for free pack of Durex products, plus a bonus prize of A$1,000 ($854) for one lucky winner, White said.

In return, testers would have to report back on the feel and performance of the company's products.

Only Australians need apply, and would-be testers will be asked to explain why they should be considered. Humor would help in the application, Durex said.

"To apply, simply explain why you think you're right for the position (missionary is acceptable) and you could be eligible for the employee bonus of $1,000," said the ad on Web site www.durex.com.au.

Nailhead Reviewed by Nailhead on 07-07-2007. Wanted: Condom Testers Source Link CANBERRA (Reuters) - Condom makers say it's the world's best job, a "sexecutive position." An Australian company is seeking real life testers for its condom products. "Got what it takes to be an official condom tester?" asks an advertisement launched by Durex Australia next to a photo of a busty young woman in a revealing nurse's outfit. "With this job on your CV, it really will be a chance to brag to your mates about the special skills you possess, not to mention that your Rating: 5

[cannabis=freedom]

Hooooooooooooollllyy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittt.....

I hate being a fucking minor...grrr...

[Markass]

wtf, why hasn't america caught onto this shit..? I think I've got what it takes to be a condom tester

[4twentE]

If only I was Australian.

[Gatekeeper777]

OY! I bet the sheep are relieved.
They are wearing condoms now.

[MadSativa]

Fuck that I would move to Austrailia for a while for this, can you get info I need a vacation anyway, and Im sure Kenn can hook me up with the good ganja

[BabyFacedAbortion]

take me with you I'll test condoms.

Oh, I guess this doesn't apply to me though, huh?

[slipknotpsycho]

i'd be a good tester! i could test 10 condoms in an hr! <.<;;;

[MadSativa]

take me with you I'll test condoms.

Oh, I guess this doesn't apply to me though, huh?

....fuck the long trip we could just start our own testing, I just put my information at durrex.com, I think their just looking for Aussi's guys caughs I didnt read all the shiyza but they were sterring toward just Aussi'simp:

[MagicalHerb]

holy shit man!