several years back we had this marvelous idea to start a site devoted to the use of illegal drugs. we imagined that the information gleaned from thousands of potheads would be quite valuable and, as an extra added bonus, we could arrest a few of the less careful growers who so proudly post incriminating pictures of their grows. imagine our chagrin when we started arresting these miscreants and found that time and again we were arresting fellow law enforcement officers. it seems that of the thousands of registered members only 17 actually use the evil weed. the rest are officers and functionaries of law enforcement from dozens of countries and hundreds of agencies around the world. we also found that of the 17 felons who did partake of this devilish herb, 12 were legitimate medical users and the other 5 were already incarcerated and were using internet connections inside of their various penal institutions to access this forum. after further research we determined that all 5 of those inmates had been arrested for criminal jaywalking and sentenced to life imprisonment.

so, after years of intensive investigation costing billions of taxpayer dollars we have come to one very important conclusion. marijuana use can be directly linked to jaywalking and similar crimes against humanity.