Quote Originally Posted by pass_the_dubbie
I think I have the worst house ever for sneak outs because everything in the whole house creaks extrememly loudly.
If my mum is awake I go outside to my shed to smoke it and say I was on the trampoline. Of course I have the shed door open so im not getting covered in smoked plus the chewing gum and deodrant I use.
If she's asleep I usually roll up at the computer table...my mum is pretty heavy set so she cant sneak up on me or anything. I smoke either at the backdoor, or out the bathroom window. Making sure the joint is always held outside the window. But years of sneaking about have trained me well, I know all the creaks in the house...what they are...so some creaks alert me if somebodies coming(usually I know before my mum or sister have left there bedrooms).....hmmmm maybe a creaky house isnt that bad.....:wtf:

(yeah I cant help rambling on a bit....it's just ive got so much to say on the subjects its unbelievable...most other forums im on I post a few lines and im done)


My mum had found a few finished joints in the toilet last night(I had wrapped them in toilet roll and flushed them away but only the toilet roll flushed) and confronted me about it. I said I knew nothing about them....she got so confused as to where they came from and just left me alone.
Same here. My house is creaky too and i know where all the creak spots are. Its like a warning system.

But i really never sneak out. I just wait til my parents go to bed and i toke up in the bathroom. We sleep on different floors so i dont have to worry about them hearing anything or smelling anything since i blow all the smoke into the exhaust fan.