SNEAKING OUT

[bowlsnapper2012]

most of the time what i do is have my sister call my cell if my parents are about to come down stairs and then from my friends house phones have my friend calll and ask for me wait for my parents to yell for me and then pick up the other house phone and answer like im home then my parents get all pissy and yell at me but they think im home i also will occasionally go old school and make a body decoy out of pillows my dad had a 30 min convo with one of my pillow bodies

[smokeythebear]

I would just tell mom I was going outback to play with our dog. Other than that I tell her that I'm taking a walk...

[Nullific]

The room my computer is in is next to the room where my furnace is which also happens to be the laundry room. With a pencil I can hold open exaust which goes from the furnace and out the chimney...it like a vent and all i have to do is smoke by it so any smoke trial gets sucked out.
If anyone asks what im doing, I tell them that im just doin some laundry.

[jones2much]

The room my computer is in is next to the room where my furnace is which also happens to be the laundry room. With a pencil I can hold open exaust which goes from the furnace and out the chimney...it like a vent and all i have to do is smoke by it so any smoke trial gets sucked out.
If anyone asks what im doing, I tell them that im just doin some laundry.

thats about as good a system as one could hope for....except for not having to sneak at all.....your little system rocks dude........party on

[Nullific]

I actually discovered that on accident...
What I used to do was sneak out the back door when my family was asleep and if they caught me I was prepared to say "I thought I saw someone cutting through the back yard just went to check it out"

Whatever you do, never admit you were smoking. This one time I was smoking under my covers in bed because I wondered if it would contain the smell...which it didn't. Parents asked what the smell was and I simply said I had no idea what they were talking about.

[shadowfox]

I actually discovered that on accident...
What I used to do was sneak out the back door when my family was asleep and if they caught me I was prepared to say "I thought I saw someone cutting through the back yard just went to check it out"

Whatever you do, never admit you were smoking. This one time I was smoking under my covers in bed because I wondered if it would contain the smell...which it didn't. Parents asked what the smell was and I simply said I had no idea what they were talking about.

That's right, deny everything If you can't think of a good excuse, never give in and admit it. Just deny it. You'll be amazed at the power of denial.

I don't sneak out of my house to smoke, I just smoke in my closet. I also exhale inside of a pillowcase, which seems to contain the smoke really well. After a few hits I throw the pillowcase into my closet and close the closet door. No smells leak out into my room.

Other than that, the only time I go outside to smoke is when my parents aren't at home, or when I secretly bring along my pipe when I walk my dog.

[west coast style]

is it jsut me or does every fucking stoner have a routine for sneaking out?

Hell yeah, lol.. it's the same routine for me when my pops is home.. he showers around 1-2 PM so I go out to my front porch and toke real quick.. on the weekends when he's not working, I just wait till he goes to bed, sneak out the door hella quiet and toke.

If he ever sees me outside, I just say that I'm waiting for a friend or whatever.

[FreshRollyG]

Just stand in front of a window, and blow the smoke out hard. Spray once or twice with cologne in the room and your home free. I've been toking for 3 years in my parents house and I never got caught doing it.

Second this. :hippy:

[dean0000]

I smoke inside by going to a window or door, filling a bowl less than halfway, hitting it, covering the bowl and putting it out, opening the window, blowing it out hard and repeating

With one hits you dont need to cover and it smells even less.

This is the exact way I smoke in the house. It is a lot less suspicious than going outside

[DivisionBell]

blow the smoke out your window and have incense. they totally mask the marijuana smell.