SNEAKING OUT

[stothelutz]

I just stick my entire torso out the windows with a fat ass salad bowl in hand and toke up in 10 min I'm back in my window and baked

stothelutz Reviewed by stothelutz on 04-18-2007. SNEAKING OUT is it jsut me or does every fucking stoner have a routine for sneaking out? and if not that we know about jus what to say to our parent shut them up you know what sucks ass tho is when ayou do somthing stupid and leave everydorr in the house open peace out :) Rating: 5

[pass_the_dubbie]

I think I have the worst house ever for sneak outs because everything in the whole house creaks extrememly loudly.
If my mum is awake I go outside to my shed to smoke it and say I was on the trampoline. Of course I have the shed door open so im not getting covered in smoked plus the chewing gum and deodrant I use.
If she's asleep I usually roll up at the computer table...my mum is pretty heavy set so she cant sneak up on me or anything. I smoke either at the backdoor, or out the bathroom window. Making sure the joint is always held outside the window. But years of sneaking about have trained me well, I know all the creaks in the house...what they are...so some creaks alert me if somebodies coming(usually I know before my mum or sister have left there bedrooms).....hmmmm maybe a creaky house isnt that bad.....:wtf:

(yeah I cant help rambling on a bit....it's just ive got so much to say on the subjects its unbelievable...most other forums im on I post a few lines and im done)

That's right, deny everything If you can't think of a good excuse, never give in and admit it. Just deny it. You'll be amazed at the power of denial.

My mum had found a few finished joints in the toilet last night(I had wrapped them in toilet roll and flushed them away but only the toilet roll flushed) and confronted me about it. I said I knew nothing about them....she got so confused as to where they came from and just left me alone.

[NightProwler]

to toke, i just burn incense, blow the smoke out the window, and im good. but sneaking out is fun

[halo]

I think I have the worst house ever for sneak outs because everything in the whole house creaks extrememly loudly.
If my mum is awake I go outside to my shed to smoke it and say I was on the trampoline. Of course I have the shed door open so im not getting covered in smoked plus the chewing gum and deodrant I use.
If she's asleep I usually roll up at the computer table...my mum is pretty heavy set so she cant sneak up on me or anything. I smoke either at the backdoor, or out the bathroom window. Making sure the joint is always held outside the window. But years of sneaking about have trained me well, I know all the creaks in the house...what they are...so some creaks alert me if somebodies coming(usually I know before my mum or sister have left there bedrooms).....hmmmm maybe a creaky house isnt that bad.....:wtf:

(yeah I cant help rambling on a bit....it's just ive got so much to say on the subjects its unbelievable...most other forums im on I post a few lines and im done)


My mum had found a few finished joints in the toilet last night(I had wrapped them in toilet roll and flushed them away but only the toilet roll flushed) and confronted me about it. I said I knew nothing about them....she got so confused as to where they came from and just left me alone.

Same here. My house is creaky too and i know where all the creak spots are. Its like a warning system.

But i really never sneak out. I just wait til my parents go to bed and i toke up in the bathroom. We sleep on different floors so i dont have to worry about them hearing anything or smelling anything since i blow all the smoke into the exhaust fan.

[Lukey-uk]

i usually say im taking the dog for a walk, smoke a spliff, come home baked:jointsmile:

other than that i just have one out of my window when the 'rents have gone to bed... god i love green :stoned:

woo first post!!

[TheAtomicPunk]

"Hey mom, I'm goin skatin"
*Leaves through the garage door with bong in hand*
*Smokes and returns through the garage door, walks upstairs, puts bong in closet*

My mom is not the sharpest tool in the shed.

As for sneaking out of my house?

*Walks downstairs and out the front door*

[Pipe Dreams]

Man you guys have all these routines n shit, all I ever had to do was walk out the front door!

[CheebaMan]

I think ide be stoned and wonder why in the world do i have a walkie talkie in my hand *Roger*

[akasaviour]

lol

[Trees4Brkfst]

Now that I'm back in my parent's house (helping around the house while my father recovers from an injury) I smoke at night after they go to sleep. I will roll/pack up and go outside. If it's windows open weather I will smoke in my Jeep, windshield high setting for the HVAC. If it's windows closed weather I will just smoke at the end of my driveway or walk down the sidewalk. If for some reason I'm questioned I will tell my parent that I was out smoking a cig or making a telephone call. Start smoking cigs and you've got a free pass to go outside whenever you want. Ha. Same method since I started smoking herb in HS about 8 or 9 years ago.