first off, welcome to cannabis.com :rastasmoke:

while I can't offer much help in the way of fooling DT's, I can tell you that storing piss in a cabinet for a week is probobly a bad idea. Get a waterbottle that you can't see through or and empty container noone will open, and put it somewhere in the fridge out of sight. A little tip learned from American Beauty, leave it out overnight so that it's room temp.

also, there has to be an easier way than pissing on your own hand...


happy tokin :stoned: