Any "Functional Stoners" here?

[skatin_foo15]

Now are you trying to make fun of us? or are you being serious? There are non-functioning people in every aspect of human life. Its mostly just depends on how you are.

skatin_foo15 Reviewed by skatin_foo15 on 07-06-2007. Any "Functional Stoners" here? pass it along.... I mean there are functional alcoholics everywhere Rating: 5

[S.P.Q.R.]

I lay around in my own piss stoned all day while my toddler children play in traffic. BUT I do feed them once in a while. Is that functional enough?

WAHT DUH FAHK?

Hahahahaha

[Reefer Rogue]

Cannabis doesn't allow anyone to function, there is no such thing as reality, only madness.

[burnable]

Cannabis makes you more yourself. If you're a scumbag, you'll be more of scumbag while stoned. But this doesn't mean you can't evolve as a human being and change who you are with weed in your life. You can willfully become a healthier and smarter person smoking everyday, and each time you get stoned the better you will come out in its raw, independent form. The key is being sober as often or more often than being stoned, as its hard to advance oneself without the edifying effects of the sober, meditative mind.

[CoMfOrTaBlYnUmB420]

i love goin on hikes and long walks while stoned. does that count as functional?

[burnable]

i love goin on hikes and long walks while stoned. does that count as functional?

I'd say so. I'm pretty sure that alone makes you healthier than 80% of Americans. It's more than just exercise especially if it's in nature. Doing it provides so much inner tranquility and you'd have an advantage over all the insecure people in the world

[CoMfOrTaBlYnUmB420]

ya for sure. nature: either forests or the beach, put in such a good mood, whether im high or not. but on a high walk ill notice so many new things, even if ive walked in that place all my life

[SyndicateJuggalos17]

instead of sayin how much a troll he is use the thread to stop and realize how good of a person you are regardless of what people say about weed's affect on people and use that to feel happy

[onequestion]

I lay around in my own piss stoned all day while my toddler children play in traffic. BUT I do feed them once in a while. Is that functional enough?

WAHT DUH FAHK?

Let me commend you on the funnies post I have ever read sir.

And theres nothing really functional or funny about alcoholics. Basically every person in my family is an alcoholic (and coming from Russia it is basically expected) and theres nothing funny about it. Alcohol make people irrational and angry. I hate it and only get drunk occasionaly because I know my families history with it and that probably makes me prone to alcoholism too.

[SyndicateJuggalos17]

only one person in my immediate family is an alchoholic and im irish
the person pretty much calmed down, i dont care if they drink as long as they dont get fuckin wasted