If Cannabis were legalized...

[beachguy in thongs]

If it was legalized, and, put in a prescription drug plan, the first thing I'd do is call my doctor, so Medicare can help me pay for it.

beachguy in thongs Reviewed by beachguy in thongs on 07-09-2007. If Cannabis were legalized... ...what would be the first thing you would do? Stock up on seeds? Start growing right away? Buy massive quantities of herb? If it were legalized I'd roll myself a fat ass blunt and walk all around my neighborhood and city. Probably take a stroll by the local police department as well. I'd most likely purchase a lot of bud from a retailer that happened to sell the stuff. Hell, I'd be buying sooo many seeds and begin growing both indoors and out. And of course, I'd be obligated to smoke at Rating: 5

[Jah420]

I don't care if its legalized or not.. ill be smokin it whatever

But yeah man.. 1/8th Blunt.. Police station..

Id wanna just go smoke blunts in tonnes of different places, more blatent the better.

[jokeyjokejoke]

Then maybe we would see advertisements with lines like this..........

"Wotsits........Great for the munchies"

or

"Dr Pepper........Coz dry mouth sucks"

[stinkyattic]

I would rip out my mother's vegetable garden, hang lights above the patch of dirt, and get my plant on. .

But... but... but... tomatoes are GREAT when you gots da munchies!!!

I don't know what I'd do.
I'm so non-chalant about it now that it almost seems as if it were legal to me....I've got a chill out with that.

Yeah I hear ya, in my area it's just so mellow already. Places I've blazed recently include the deck of a local pub during business hours and the front steps of a country club, also during business. Gotta tone that shit down, lol!

If Cannabis were legalized...
I'd assume Satan is wearing thermal underwear and drinking hot cocoa.

lol I tried to rep you... damn repbot... That's GREAT. Sig-worthy actually.


If cannabis were legalized, I'd keep doing what I do, except that I would put a couple greenhouses in my back yard so I could have a larger population to select breeding stock out of.

And I'd FINALLY be able to explain to my mother why I know so much about fertilizer, lol

[DaPolarBear]

First I'd wait till I moved out then start doing all of the above.

[eltone]

I have seen that teenager quote on more refrigerators in the last 20 years. Boy am I glad they didn't have that when I was a teenager. Now I am over half a century year old. But I still live like a teenager. Although my attitude towards cannabis has changed instead of "Its Time to Get High," it's now, "Time to Medicate." I had quit useing cannabis for 10 years, in that 10 years I acquired these 2 diseases, Diabetes Mellitus Type 2 and Gastric Paresis, both lifelong, and now smoke cannabis or take Marinol to control my nausea & vomiting. Although I smoke 3-5 times a day I only smoke to the point of nausea relief. That is usually just 3-4 puffs on good quality regular cannabis or 1-3 puffs on high Quality Cannabis. In greek Gastric Paresis means "Paralyzed Stomach" i.e. my stomach digests food slower than a normal stomach and does not even accept food like raw veggie's, roast beef, corned beef, any stringy type of beef. If I eat what my stomach cannot digest I go into a 12-24 hour vomiting session. Sometimes I can eat a certain type of food and it's ok, next time it makes me sick. Cannabis is the best medication for controlling nausea & vomiting that I have found. It is way better than Phenergan, the most widely prescribed med for nausea. Phenergan works for about 2 months then it's worst side effect, nausea, kicks in. Not so with Cannabis. If you get use to the same set of cannabanoids just try a different strain, that's one of the medical marvels about THC, it has different strains of canabanoid's which can be used for specific medical purposes like nausea, pain, vomiting, etc. So in my belief Medical Cannabis should not even be something that requires regulation. It is not as much of an intoxicant as alcohol and can be adminstered by the patient since, by smoking, the effects are almost instantaneous and the patient will stop use when the desired effect is achieved. Of course this person is impaired and should not drive just like alcohol or any narcotic/mood altering drug, it is NOT deadly, it is NOT addictive with most people, those who use cannabis addictively are addressing a mental problem that existed prior to cannabis use. With alcohol which is legal you have these problems that do not exist with cannabis. 1.) Addiction 2.) Death from withdrawal 3.) Liver damage (Cannabis does not effect the liver, I had Hepatitus non A non B, before type C was around, and my doctor said no alcohol or narcotics but I could smoke marijuana, why? Because it is not metabolized by the liver like alcohol, or narcotics or ALL other drugs are.) Then the other lethal yet legal drug is nicotine which is more addictive than heroin and harder to quit, I know from personal experience. So why did marijuana get put in a schedule 1 drug class and become illegal after 2,000 years of documented medical use all of which were positive. With NO DEATHS EVER CAUSED BY MARIJUANA! Prejudice directed at the mexican migrant workers who brought the use of smoking marijuana to America when they migrated as fruit picker's etc. The powers that be saw that it was a relaxant and they feared it would make the workers lazy. If it was the use of a stimulant they probably wouldn't have made such a big deal since it would only increase worker output. So due to prejudice, ignorance, and fear of the unknown put the government on the "Marijuhana is BAD for you Campaign." Marijuana is bad for you, I don't care what they say! I had an Iowa Highway Patrolman say that to me one night back in the mid '70's.) Perfect example of a closed mind. A closed mind is an ignorant mind, a mind that is not wise to use when drawing any conclusion on any topic and should not be in a position of authority. Bottom line Legalize Medical Cannabis and decriminalize posession and use of cannabis. If we were really smart we'd have our government grow industrial Hemp for it's many uses, ah but what about those already established industries that do not want the competition from hemp, a cheap and easy renewable source of Food, Fiber, Fuel, Energy, Medicine, Clothing and much, much more. I can see some high dollar companies like the oil, pharmacutical,and Cotten industries spending millions of dollars lobbying to keep industrial hemp illegal. Which is stupid, competition is the backbone of Capitalism. Supply and Demand with delivery at the cheapest cost driven by a financially competitive market. Just you wait and see, from my 37 years of cannabis use I have never seen the changes in attitude towards cannabis as in today's society. Thank the Lord, I pray to God that He will direct our lawmakers to do the will of the people by legalizing marijuana in all forms from medical to recreational. IT WILL HAPPEN. Maybe not in my lifetime since I am 54 but I bet my 17 year old son will live to see it. Praise God. Make Marijuana Legal!:smokin:

[dylan]

I would start a cannabis growing farm and legally research, grow, breed, supply, and consume cannabis.

[Matt the Funk]

I'd probably get shitload of seeds, and just plant them everywhere.....and after that it would be how it normally is here. Except, hopefully prices would go down until I could harvest.