Quote Originally Posted by S.P.Q.R.
People are seriously this afraid of bugs?... shit that can't kill you.. smash the fucking thing. I'd be afraid to sleep with the thing in my room too, though, so i'd make sure I killed it before sleeping. But I wouldn't be afraid of killing it... hell i'd probably torture it, hahaha.

Reminds me actually... a few nights ago I was getting stoned after playing Gears of War, and I went to walk back to my Xbox from my window and I feel an extreamly sharp pain... I thought I stepped on a thumbtack or a broken piece of a pipe or something... but I looked down and saw THIS http://www.richard-seaman.com/USA/States/California/CoachellaValleyPreserve/SunSpider.jpg
It was about the size of a full grown scorpion..

It fucking bit the bottom of my foot! I sat on the couch near by and looked at my foot (it was actually bleeding :wtf:, pretty bad too). So I stop the bleeding, the whole time looking and watching this nasty thing just stand gaurd ready to fight me.. then I took a needle and impaled him with it and kept the body in a jar... little bastard. Living in a desert sucks..
lol i just caught one of those the other day, they are also known as camel spiders. at least some of our troops can stop complaining because they are everywhere not just in Iraq.
anomalousirrelivance Reviewed by anomalousirrelivance on . EW!!!! CENTIPEDE Reb has mice and I get fucking centipede. I am so fucking freaked out right now..I go and get a kiwi (mm) and as I'm walking to my room I look up and see a giant fucking centipede on my ceiling. I flipped a shit and made my mom kill it, except she didn't kill it, because she's half asleep and doesn't give a shit..instead it ran somewhere..but because I was too busy freaking out/crying I didn't see where the fucker went..and it was RIGHT OUTSIDE MY DOOR. Now it's 4 in the morning, and I'm scared Rating: 5