Quote Originally Posted by JointNo1
i have this friend that doesnt smoke but is around the rest of us who smoke hes like the only one but say where chillen on my friends back porch playing cards and shit and just goofing off smoking you know just chillaxin. and then he'll say some shit like i bet you guys dont know what ya'll where talking about 5 minutes ago and then everyone would just pause for a minute and just think but idk on the spots its hard. but that shit really makes you feel stupid/ kinda gay becuase he always has something to say like look what smoking does to you. but then we just kill it on him by just using our knowledge against him and he'll just feel stupid.

have you ever been high and like you see some shit bout to happen and you call it out and you feel all good you peeped it out. just earlier tonight me and some friends where walking home in was just after it got dark. and we where passing these mexicans house and they have alot of children and it was these 3 little girls riding down the street on bikes and they went passed us the same direction we where walking and then they went up a hill and turned around and rode back down as they where speeding down the hill just approaching like within 20 feet and we see this little boy getting it in there direction (probally there little brother). and we all just saw it comming it was fucking brutal the girl swerved out the way and then the other girl hit him head on and fell face first. right before they hit we all where just like o shit and boom. we where thinking only some high people would peep some shit like that out before it happens.

i remember a while back me and a friend where sitting on a sewer on the bottom of the hill and these two little girls where riding a scooter down the hill i noticed the girl in the back was wobbling and i kept saying watch the girl in the back shes bout to fall omg shes bout fall and then splat fell right on her face. it kinda almost feels like you have special powers. i remember i kept telling people i was davind blaine after(jokingly) but anyways i hate when i post a fucking long ass post cuz it feels like noone reads it,
I read the whole thing, man, and you know what I think? I think you do have special powers. But your power is not to tell the future. Your power is to make things happen! So why would you make three girls run over their brother and another girl fall off a scooter splat on her face? You have to choose to use your powers for good, not evil.
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