crazy stoned idea thread

[loxley]

once i was convinced that the matrix was real...like i thought i was the only person in the world that knew and it was going to be my job to inform everyone. haha

[angry nomad]

I made up this custom game when I was stoned called Joke Jugga on Halo 2. The best comedian wins. If no one laughs, you die. All mics must be turned on.

[jagarr]

yesterday i found out that if you microwave stale chips it releases the water molecules making em fresh again

is this freaking true?! im wikipedia'ing it now

this isn't really a 'stoned idea' but my friends and i have gotten on this baked chess tournament kick where we wildly blaze outside and sit on the deck and play INTENSE games of chess. im in first, and sober i fcking suck ass at chess...

[SyndicateJuggalos17]

ya i tried it the same day i though of it (the stale chip thing) and its true

i dont think its on wikipedia

[thedutchmaster617]

I thought what if im really dead? Dead for years and just don't realize, so I live life like I was still alive making people up in an ongoing dream for ever.

[WEsmokeED]

America is one of the newest counrties in the world, only 231 years old, if im correct, yet its the most powerful, most influential, most ignorant nation in history.
:stupid:

[Gare206]

Me and my friend once where hella high and he always comes up with crazy ideas so he had the idea to make a light saber kinda how a little jet fuel light works only to have a big tank of the gas that they use to make it burn that green color and then allow it to release more of the gas so the flame is bigger and make it like 3 feet long. he was convinced we could get into college

[wendimama]

what if my life is just someone elses dream and their life is so shitty that their dream looks good. When they are awake I sleep and when they sleep Im awake

[JD1stTimer]

To everyone talking about the time travel paradox. It can't happen like that, because if you had a time machine, and you mess up the past, there is ABSOLUTELY no way to throw it very far off course. It still has to be close enough that you end up in the time machine somehow, with the same plan that allows you to wind up still in possession of a time machine. In other words, the difference has to be so small that no one will ever notice, or you don't get a time machine to go back and mess around with. There is no paradox. You simply cannot change the past.

[trainwreck530]

thinking there some wierd shit @ the bottom of the pool. wondering what dinosaur bud looked like.