another one in need of help

[sheist]

yep, looks like it might be that time...


pre-employment examination.. im due for an interview tomorrow, and i might have to take the test, its no guarantee but im not chancin it..

for someone who spanks out like 2-3 bowls a night (usually of midgrade) what do you think are my chances? i've been at this for a few weeks.. I used to smoke heavily up from feb until may where i went cold for a week, then cut back to midgrade @ 2-3 bowls per NIGHT.. i usually lay low 2 days out of the week, might smoke might not but if i did it'd have been 1-2 bowls midgrade... what do you think are my chances.. i got a couple bottles of cranberry juice, however i hear that doesnt work all the time.. i tried reading thru the other threads, but most of what i came across were arguments about the effectiveness of one's or other's methods..

so i'm asking for the EXPERIENCED's help on this.. newbs, leave ur comments to the side and let the pro's talk.. i want experienced advice only.. n if u differe with a method or two, explain why u differ so me and the newbs can see where YOU'RE coming from.. and no halfassed explanations please, its annoying tryin to filter thru the bullshit


much thanks to those who help me, and those who dont.. i hope ur weed is regs!

sheist Reviewed by sheist on 07-03-2007. another one in need of help yep, looks like it might be that time... pre-employment examination.. im due for an interview tomorrow, and i might have to take the test, its no guarantee but im not chancin it.. for someone who spanks out like 2-3 bowls a night (usually of midgrade) what do you think are my chances? i've been at this for a few weeks.. I used to smoke heavily up from feb until may where i went cold for a week, then cut back to midgrade @ 2-3 bowls per NIGHT.. i usually lay low 2 days out of the week, Rating: 5

[imitator]

QuickFix.

Pre-employment screenings are usually really laid back unless you give them a reason otherwise.

Just get some QuickFix, run some practice runs on getting the temp right, and you win. Its that easy. Just make sure to keep the temp around 96-98 degrees.

I know some people on the boards have had testing facilities that took 90-100, but the two I have been two most recently(that i can remember, hah) were something like 2 degree's higher or lower then 97 as the range of "ok".

Its the only way I use to pass my tests now, as any other methods have a higher chance for failure then QF, outside of just not smoking.

[sheist]

yea well the prescreenin wants my urin.. i have 5 days to clean out my system.. starting today, it'll be 6.. with enough flushing and some workout, you think i can be straight by then?? i've heard quickfix does not wrk at some facilities, they can detect synthetic.. anyone with other options?

[FakeBoobsRule]

Get Quick Fix or a sample from someone who is clean. They cannot detect QF. It is a guess as to whether you will be clean in 6 days or not.

[proPaPerPusHer]

My first post I hope its not too long...
6'3 221lbs a little fat(around the gut but still look pretty good) do not workout at all...Play lots of 360 & PS3.....

I have been an regular smoker for many years. I smoke a blunt a day of SWAG or really good stuff depending what I get. Sometimes two-three blunts a day depending on how I felt. I have had FAILED two drug test in the past, I bought some shit from GNC once and try to drink alot of water the day of my second(it was a random) I failed and had to leave a pretty good job 6 figures.

Two years later, I had two job offers and both Drug Test, and the other drug test and did randoms(same job I failed random for).

I past BOTH pee test and went back to the folks that did randoms...( do not ask me why I really like $$$$$) This is what I did.

I took 7 days off of smoking I drank about 2 24cases of deer park water in the 7 days. I also took Nacin(i do not think this works I took 500mg a night)

The day before the test I drank about 7 bottles of deer park and about 25% of a gallon jug.( I do not like gallon jugs of water its harder for me to drink, I perfer bottles is easier to crush one after the other I think its a mental think)I also took 4 asprins before I went to sleep

I went to sleep about 2am, I woke up at about 7pm went and bought 2 power aids and a sobe engery drink(blue and white can it was berry something)

I drank about 5 bottles of water and had one poweraid then I drunk 3 more bottles of water and another poweraide in between my drinking I took about 6 asprins(do not know if this works or not?). During my drink spree I pissed about 7-8 time if not more. On my way to the test I cursh the Sob engery drink and two more bottle of water pissed 2-3 more times before I got to the testing center and took the test. I was very nervous I never did this before and I was really thinking this shit is not going to work... It worked.. I passed.

Sorry for being so long and drawn out. The day I took my test that night I was feeling really good so I decided to smoke I took about 5 pulls of some swag It got me high.. That night(friday) I got a call form another employer say that I have my job I really wanted(the place that does randoms) I was feeling like shit now because I went thru all this crap and then I smoked and now I will have another piss test in about 3 days. I did the excact same thing with a slight difference(only took one 500 mg of Nacin) and forgot about the asprin(took total of 6 in about 6 hrs day of test.) until the day I took the test Tuesday.

Very important What I relized was that in the time I drunk my liquids I put on 4.5 to 5lbs of liquid weight. the first time I put on 4.5lbs and the next time I put on 5lbs of liquid weight. I weight my self (do not ask me why I just starting to weight myself) I guess becuase I felt really bloted. I pass the second pee test in a shorter time span, and I am gainfully employed with a great company(but these bastards do randoms). So I think the trick is to increase your total body weight by about 2% by just drinking lots of liquids(try to include some poweraide and maybe one energy drink)and not smoking for at least 4 days.The more days you stay away the better. I would not spend money on any of these drinks, from experience I think the are a waste of money, I have friends that Swear by them but there are cheaper ways to Dilute your piss. I forgot one thing I eat alot of steak. For the first test I had two steaks 24 hrs before the test, and the second I had three steaks in about 72hours.

Warning after each test I felt extremly bloted and gasey I am not sure if it was the energy drink, poweraide and water combine. But when I had the same feely the second time around I had a strong feeling that I had past.

I hope This helps I started my new job July 2nd 2007. And If I had to do another test I will do the excact same thing.:rastasmoke:


"Life a bitch then you Die thats why I get High"

[sheist]

ah, i see i left some detailed info out..

i'm 5'11 1/2, weighing in at about 160lbs.. pretty fast metabolism, low body fat cus i'm soo bony :thumbsup:

As well I'm a little concerned at the arrival time for the QF to arrive.. How good of a guess can someone make on

a smoker (6" tall, 160lbs, fast metabolism, low body fat) hitting 2 bowls a night, 5/7 nights a week..

to stop 5 days prior, and continually flushing with fluids in between daily exercise?


I also heard a high fiber diet will help by redirecting fat soluble metabolites to the colon rather than bladder. Thus a person with a high fiber diet will excrete a majority of THC [metabolites] in the stool. So I figured I'd try upping my fiber diet. Good idea or no? Any more comments or suggestions?? I appreciate the help thus far. I feel the family love. :hippy:

[imitator]

Most local headshops carry QuickFix. Its really the only surefire way to pass a piss test.

Any other way is pure guessing, as you dont know if it will work until after its done. Bring QuickFix, check to see that its the right temp before you pour it, and then leave with a smile on your face knowing you just passed your piss test.

Its so much easier then all the hassle one goes through to "detox" their body with water and pills. I dont have to drink excessive amounts of water, or take stuff to make my urine yellow or high in creatine... all I do is pour a little bottle in their little container, and walk out. I could have smoked a J just before I took the test, and I could still pass. (Not that I recommend doing that, smelling like pot is a good way to get someone to watch you piss)

[jdon]

..you posted:

I know some people on the boards have had testing facilities that took 90-100, but the two I have been two most recently(that i can remember, hah) were something like 2 degree's higher or lower then 97 as the range of "ok".

What facilities were you at that required this temperature range? I know everyone I have been at states 90'-100' on the paper work. I am just curious...

[FakeBoobsRule]

jdon, you are right, 90-100 is the usual range. Check this post because imitator and I have had this discussion before, a friendly one which is rare sometimes around the drug testing forum.

http://boards.cannabis.com/drug-test...ml#post1487758

[imitator]

I am located in Huntsville, AL, and I had the problem with temperature range at the Hospitals own testing facility that is offsite from the hospital itself.

The temp was at 92, almost 93f and I was failed due to temperature. They told me the sample was not proper temperature, that I would have to give another one. Since I only had one bottle of fake urine on me, and I wasnt about to piss positive, I took the failed due to leaving bs, and got my future employer to give me another chance to take the test for some bs reason.

I dont doubt that other places might have a 90-100 range, but I know that this place didnt. And its always better safe the sorry, if the place you go to has a 90-100 policy, then making sure the temp is 2f within 97ish cant hurt you, and will only help if you end up a place like the one mentioned above.