My first post I hope its not too long...
6'3 221lbs a little fat(around the gut but still look pretty good) do not workout at all...Play lots of 360 & PS3.....

I have been an regular smoker for many years. I smoke a blunt a day of SWAG or really good stuff depending what I get. Sometimes two-three blunts a day depending on how I felt. I have had FAILED two drug test in the past, I bought some shit from GNC once and try to drink alot of water the day of my second(it was a random) I failed and had to leave a pretty good job 6 figures.

Two years later, I had two job offers and both Drug Test, and the other drug test and did randoms(same job I failed random for).

I past BOTH pee test and went back to the folks that did randoms...( do not ask me why I really like $$$$$) This is what I did.

I took 7 days off of smoking I drank about 2 24cases of deer park water in the 7 days. I also took Nacin(i do not think this works I took 500mg a night)

The day before the test I drank about 7 bottles of deer park and about 25% of a gallon jug.( I do not like gallon jugs of water its harder for me to drink, I perfer bottles is easier to crush one after the other I think its a mental think)I also took 4 asprins before I went to sleep

I went to sleep about 2am, I woke up at about 7pm went and bought 2 power aids and a sobe engery drink(blue and white can it was berry something)

I drank about 5 bottles of water and had one poweraid then I drunk 3 more bottles of water and another poweraide in between my drinking I took about 6 asprins(do not know if this works or not?). During my drink spree I pissed about 7-8 time if not more. On my way to the test I cursh the Sob engery drink and two more bottle of water pissed 2-3 more times before I got to the testing center and took the test. I was very nervous I never did this before and I was really thinking this shit is not going to work... It worked.. I passed.

Sorry for being so long and drawn out. The day I took my test that night I was feeling really good so I decided to smoke I took about 5 pulls of some swag It got me high.. That night(friday) I got a call form another employer say that I have my job I really wanted(the place that does randoms) I was feeling like shit now because I went thru all this crap and then I smoked and now I will have another piss test in about 3 days. I did the excact same thing with a slight difference(only took one 500 mg of Nacin) and forgot about the asprin(took total of 6 in about 6 hrs day of test.) until the day I took the test Tuesday.

Very important What I relized was that in the time I drunk my liquids I put on 4.5 to 5lbs of liquid weight. the first time I put on 4.5lbs and the next time I put on 5lbs of liquid weight. I weight my self (do not ask me why I just starting to weight myself) I guess becuase I felt really bloted. I pass the second pee test in a shorter time span, and I am gainfully employed with a great company(but these bastards do randoms). So I think the trick is to increase your total body weight by about 2% by just drinking lots of liquids(try to include some poweraide and maybe one energy drink)and not smoking for at least 4 days.The more days you stay away the better. I would not spend money on any of these drinks, from experience I think the are a waste of money, I have friends that Swear by them but there are cheaper ways to Dilute your piss. I forgot one thing I eat alot of steak. For the first test I had two steaks 24 hrs before the test, and the second I had three steaks in about 72hours.

Warning after each test I felt extremly bloted and gasey I am not sure if it was the energy drink, poweraide and water combine. But when I had the same feely the second time around I had a strong feeling that I had past.

I hope This helps I started my new job July 2nd 2007. And If I had to do another test I will do the excact same thing.:rastasmoke:


"Life a bitch then you Die thats why I get High"