I'm a guy as well and I was actually of the opinion that a dude with a tongue ring loves to give blowjobs, but then I asked a female friend about it and she said that back home she knew tons of guys with tongue piercings (one guy had three!) and it was perfectly normal - and made for a good conversation piece. She also has her tongue pierced and she said that after the first week it wasn't a problem, as long as you kept it clean and stayed away from acidic fruits and Coke.

After we talked about it I got to thinking. It's something to play with, something to talk about, not very visible, and has a rather obvious sex appeal. Therefore, as soon as I can get to a piercer I'm getting my tongue and nipples done. I'm not worried about the piercings themselves, but the week after that I'll probably be in a world of pain. I'm planning on taking the first two days off sick just so I can make sure my body's in tip-top shape to heal itself before heading back to work.