How does Teflon stick to the pan?
Why do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?
Why are the contents of a truck a SHIPment and the contents of a ship, CARgo?
Who the HELL decided to name the cars "Paseo" and "Nova"... loosely translated to 'I walk' and 'doesn't go'?

And oh CRAP why does it ALWAYS thunder right before it is time to leave work, and ONLY on days I have the fucking BIKE?
stinkyattic Reviewed by stinkyattic on . Some of life's greatest mysteries. Aren't these things weird.. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Rating: 5