How does Teflon stick to the pan?
Why do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?
Why are the contents of a truck a SHIPment and the contents of a ship, CARgo?
Who the HELL decided to name the cars "Paseo" and "Nova"... loosely translated to 'I walk' and 'doesn't go'?

And oh CRAP why does it ALWAYS thunder right before it is time to leave work, and ONLY on days I have the fucking BIKE?