umm well lets see... i've had to explain how to hit a joint to someone... (b4 that happenned i had kinda always assumed that once u reach a certain age everyone knows how but w/e)

personally i've launched some herb outa the pipe when people make me laugh.. gotten the weed wet a couple of times in my bong for the same reason...

i've seen people completely unable to spark a bowl... which then of course means i get to light it for them which also means they are getting 40x more smoke than they wanted...

i have to say the most angering of all the new smoker stories in my life was when i introduced one of my friends to smoking and he hit the J coughed his lungs out and complained for 5min about how bad weed tastes... i nearly tossed his ass down over the lookout...