I had a really uptight boss at the corporation I used to work for. She was totally into appearances. Always tried to put forth this image of being the perfect corporate executive. Never a hair outta place. Always the perfect man-styled ladies' suit. No one could stand her because she was like the Church Lady, only she was Uptight Corporate Lady.

One day one of my colleagues said, "Check it out!!!" as Corporate Lady was leaving from the ladies' room. After her visit to the potty, she'd somehow managed to get her suit skirt accidentally tucked into her panties and panty hose, and most of her ass and underwear were showing from the back as she walked down the hall. Even better was the fact that she had a three-foot tail of white toilet paper trailing down from the waistband of her pantyhose.

I wish I'd had a video camera of that sight. It was priceless! Wouldn't have been nearly so good if she hadn't been such an uptight faker. Sadly, her secretary must have tipped her off. She didn't remain in that embarrassing state.