What's the funniest thing you've ever seen in person?

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

One very late summer night, at about 2:00am, me and 2 other friends were blazing up. We were just chatting and suddenly my one friend had a great idea (all the greater because it made sense in our super-high state).

So we got my one friend to drive a pickup truck, I was in the passenger steat, and my friend with the idea went into the back of the pickup (the open carrying part, whatever you call it, I'm high). We pulled into the Tim Hortons drive through (it's 24 hour) and ordered a coffee. When we pulled up to get our order, Dennis pulls the truck further up and my friend in the back leaps out in nothing but underwear and starts going "EEEE!!!! EEE!!!! EEEEEEEE!" and hands her the money. She looked So stunned and just took the money and gave him the coffee, but all the employees behind her were cracking up so hard you'd think they were ready to fall down!

[Oh My High]

I driving behind a friend, following them somewhere, when we stopped at a stoplight. In front of us was a van with a boat hitched to the rear. When the light turned green and the van began driving through the light, the boat unhitched, drifted to the right, and SMASHED into a tree. :clap:

[bongmacgyver420]

well i looked at my coworkers today high then fuck on hash/opium today and my manager got beat up by the door and i think i almost shit myself in laughter

[WEsmokeED]

Lol i have a freind who is 6'8'' and his intials are D.V. so his nickname was always B-D-V for Big D.... Vag.... Anyways we would always be like whats up BDV!? and call him Big Dirty Vagina instead of his real name. He'd get pissed but would never do anything because he knew he'd kill us. So one day he was very very drunk and was just walking around my buddy's house like "Im BDV!! BIG DIRTY FUCKING VAGINA!!!" he said it atleast ten times. Had us all rollin.

[MisterGreen]

haha friendowl and gandalf you guys had some damn funny storys. as for me i know i have funny things happen all the time but i can't think of a specific time right now. i'll try and think though.

[birdgirl73]

I had a really uptight boss at the corporation I used to work for. She was totally into appearances. Always tried to put forth this image of being the perfect corporate executive. Never a hair outta place. Always the perfect man-styled ladies' suit. No one could stand her because she was like the Church Lady, only she was Uptight Corporate Lady.

One day one of my colleagues said, "Check it out!!!" as Corporate Lady was leaving from the ladies' room. After her visit to the potty, she'd somehow managed to get her suit skirt accidentally tucked into her panties and panty hose, and most of her ass and underwear were showing from the back as she walked down the hall. Even better was the fact that she had a three-foot tail of white toilet paper trailing down from the waistband of her pantyhose.

I wish I'd had a video camera of that sight. It was priceless! Wouldn't have been nearly so good if she hadn't been such an uptight faker. Sadly, her secretary must have tipped her off. She didn't remain in that embarrassing state.

[ghosty]

LOL some good posts in this thread

[Breukelen advocaat]

Animals can be really funny. Once, in a Brooklyn zoo, a cat accidentally wandered into the yak cage. There were two yaks in residence. I never saw a yak do anything but stand around. They can weigh over 2000 lbs. One of them, when it saw the cat in it's domain, went berserk and chased the cat all over this large, fenced-in area, mostly around the fenced perimeter. Finally, after five or so minutes, the unfortunate feline found an escape through a hole in the fence, or bars, and squeezed through to safety. The yak that had done all of the chasing then charged over to the other one, and started angrily butting it's head against him (or her), as if to say, "Why the hell didn't you help?"

Another time there was a hippopotamus that took a leak for what seemed like an hour. It was coming out like a fire hydrant had been opened. A large crowd had gathered to watch the spectacle. When the beast finished, there was loud, enthusiastic clapping and cheering from the audience.