i seen some crazy shit in my days
one of the most hillarious was
a long time ago,my friends and i used to sell subsrciptions to la times newspaper.every day after school this van would pull up to the block
and take us far away so we could make sales.my one friend and i were
walking thru some apartments when all of a sudden he had to take a severe
shit.he was sweating trying to hold it and he asked two different houses
if he could use the restroom and they said no.i felt kinda bad but it was funny.im glad it wasnt me in his shoes.we were on the second level of the apartments and the shit was coming out so he did the funny hold your shit in walk and made this face like he just slipped off a cliff. i remember clearly he was wearing some khaki pants and when the shit and piss came out his pants changed colors.without thinking he jumped into the swimming pool of the apartments.the shit came out of his pants and was in the pool.he took off his pants and statrted to scrub his ass with is hand.i was fuckin rolling.then some old man came out and noticed and started yelling and talking loud so i told my buddy to lets get out of here.he put on his soaking wet shit soaked pants and we ran down to melrose where the van was waiting.for about an hour we hung out till we got a ride home.on the way home there was like 7 kids stuffed in a van.th esmell kicked in right away and everyone was gagging
and talking shit.it was funny to hear the excuses my homie came up with
friendowl Reviewed by friendowl on . What's the funniest thing you've ever seen in person? ...Not like "I saw this website where..." or "My freind showed me a video of..." I mean first hand like "oh man you should have been there" kinda things. One thing that comes to mind for me is the day last summer I saw two guys, who had to be at least 60, in a full on fist fight right in downtown Minneapolis. They were grabbing each other and swinging punches and swearing ( "Come on you big sack of shit") just like a couple of kids, except they were a lot less agile and quick about it. At Rating: 5