I'm already cracking up. I haven't even typed it.

I had smoked in a club with my friend and two girls. We convinced them to come outside to a patio the club had to talk and further get to know them and mainly get away from "Lil jon and the eastside boys" cause I can't hear what she is saying and that's never smooth. My friend had made a comment(okay fine it was a joke) about me or something mine that I had taken offence to and I'm explaining to the girl I'm talking to that my friend gets cocky when drunk and likes to impress. We're walking them towards the doors(again, I'm really stoned and a little buzzed) and as my friend walks "with" her through the "Doorway" he smacks his head against see through glass. The doorway was 2 feet away. The girl noticed and slipped from under his arm, he was drinking his drink. I guess we both get a lot of attention cause everyone seemed to be looking our way and joined me in hysterical laughter.

We both ended up speaking and "hanging out" for weeks with them so it's all good.

I'll think of more.