^^^lol friendowl.
-my brother and i were running through a foggy golf course chasing swans and he ran right into a flag pole, landed flat on his back.
-my friend kathleen and i made a fort in her house by pinning a bedsheet to the top of the curtains and tucking the ends into the couch cushions. we were chilling inside and we see the indentation from one of her cats walking across the top of the bedsheet. moments later the whole fort comes crashing down along with the curtains and a very scared kitty.
-my friend madi and i were at a neighborhood beach party where a lot of alcohol had been consumed. there was a little plastic see-saw the two rather large men in thier forties rocking back and forth at full speed. the see-saw breaks and the men fall off.