The Person BELOW You Thread

[ghosty]

What's wrong with that??? Yes, I still have Fluffy.

The person below me flunked out of the police academy.

why the fuck would I wanna be a cop?

the person below me is married to a russian mail order bride named oxanna

[jaGerbom]

engaged to a russian mail order bride named oxanna*

the person below me has watched meat spin for more than 5 hours

[psteve]

What's meat spin?
Next person is 5'8"

[Oh My High]

The person below me has a fairy tattoo.

[ghosty]

It's not a fairy it's a little man with wings!... lol j/k

The person below me has been arrested multiple times for masturbating in public

[mamma puffpuff420]

i realy do roll shitty joint'a

the person below me jumped off the san francisco bridge naked

[BlAzInIt4:20]

It was a dare !!! i swear...

The person below me can do back flips on motorcycles.

[jaGerbom]

u lied.

the person below me enters himself in the special olympics even though he isnt "special"

[ghosty]

sometimes you just wanna win everything, you know?

the person below me never leaves there house in fear of the evil squirells that live on the other side of the fence

[happiestmferoutthere]

The person below me is a lightweight.
I got your evil squirrels right here!