The Person BELOW You Thread

[cannabis campbell]

The person below me is a pot head.

[ghosty]

oh man, how'd you know?

the person below me likes to eat dog food out of a bowl like it was cereal

[Skink]

Bacon...
the next person is god...

[Oh My High]

As the newly elected god, I want all of you to pray with your iTunes ON.

The person below me likes to play the banjo with their teeth.

[Juggnoxalo]

I'd rather play it with my pubic hairs but we'll leave that subject for another time.

The person below me thinks that Lindsey Lohan will end up creating a race of pussy crabs which will take over earth in 2009.

[ceecee79]

Sounds feasible..........

The person below me 1st smoked weed with their grandmother.

[Oh My High]

What did she say about me?

The person below me wants to buy absinthe. (It's legal now).

[ghosty]

shit.. if it's legal i'll buy some absinthe

the person below me likes to save their urine in little jars in their garage

[Oh My High]

I'm under random drug testing. (Really)

The person below me still has stuffed animals from childhood.

[ceecee79]

What's wrong with that??? Yes, I still have Fluffy.

The person below me flunked out of the police academy.